Corgi Tells All His Friends on Facebook what Happens at the End of New Harry Potter Movie

This Corgi, who has over 10,000 friends on facebook (mostly because he threatens to pee on people who won't friend him) got advanced screening tickets to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (mostly because he threatened to pee on the director if he couldn't get a sneak preview). He then updated his facebook profile daily with the full synopsis, all the plot twists and the ending. He also liked every post that he made, commented on each post, and then liked the comments he posted.



Thanks to the daily Corgi for this photo

Corgi Brings Gimp to the Beach, Doesn't Let him Play in the Sand

This corgi, who goes by the name The Corgrector brought his "friend" out for a day at the beach. Sadly, while everyone else let their gimps frolic in the ocean and build sandcastles, The Corgrector kept his gimp on a tight leash and made him just pose there for hours, forcing him to watch everyone else having fun.

Porn Star Corgi Does Flying Leap into can of Alpo-- crushes co-star.

While doing his best Rocky Balboa, this corgi, a "friend" of Brad Armstrong exclaimed, "I MUST BREAK YOU," before plowing head-first into Tera Patrick and subsequently mangling her right arm.

no corgi, no... sigh.

Corgi Takes Up Two (possibly 3) Parking Spots in Busy Neighborhood

This Williamsburg based Corgi (a special breed of douchier than thou corgis) parked his '72 El Camino in what appeared to be two spots (or enough for 4 mini coopers or two prius's and a toyota corolla or 5 smart cars) on Bedford Ave. When he hopped out of his car, some douchy guy on a fixie said to him, "hey corgi, you can't park that piece of crap in all those spots, that's urban pollution man, that's just not cool." Corgi hopped up on the dude's bike and peed on it. Then he peed on the kid's head and laughed and laughed. "I'm a corgi, I'll park wherever the fuck I want!" he proclaimed. The hipster kid cried and the corgi peed on him one more time for good measure, then he jaunted off to Cyn Bar to meet his girlfriend.

Corgi Drinks & Drives a Big Wheel

After drinking several bottles of Sam Adams at a barbecue,  this Corgi began espousing the virtues of micro-brews and then throwing a tantrum about how Jim Koch sold out. He then jumped on a little girls Big Wheel Pink cyclone and began crashing into fire hydrants and parking meters screaming, "21s AMMENDMENT!!!!!!!!"

 

Corgi Pees in Pool

I met this corgi on a recent trip to Cancun. He was one of those Corona flip flop wearing, Tequila body shot doing, Senior Frogs going to, drunk by 11am,  peeing in the pool kinds of corgis. I tried to keep my distance. Until one morning, after downing 15 Corona Limonas, this corgi approached me, called me bro and asked me why I stole his sunglasses. I did my best to ignore him, but he kept on insisting, "you stole my sunglasses bro, you stoled my new Oakleys, you gonna pay bro, you gonna pay."

"Leave me alone Corgi!" I told him,
"Wait, what'd you call me?" he said, "did you call me a douche-bag? I'm no douche-bag bro, I got me some Oakleys!"

Then he walked over to the pool, lifted his leg and peed in it and floated away on his raft.