Corgi Impersonates Fireman to Try and Get Dates

This Corgi, an alcoholic clerk at PC Richards was having trouble picking up the ladies and so he decided that this uniform would help him get his freak on. Sadly, the outfit backfired when he was  mistaken for a stripper and forced to dance at a geriatric bachelorette party where he was served prune juice and metamucil and tipped with Kate Gossling's leftover embryos.

Corgi Hires Male Stripper for Baby Shower

This corgi, a guest at a baby shower for an 8 month pregnant woman, when designated to bring streamers and other fun entertainment for the ladies, decided that it would be funny to hire a male stripper to perform for the expectant mother. After blindfolding the woman for a supposed game of "pin the diaper on the baby," he began  taping dollar bills all over her belly, breasts and armpits. He then opened  the front  door and a man dressed like a "sexy obstetrician" appeared in his white coat. He entered the room and announced..."I heard someone here is 12 centimeters dialated..."  He then proceeded to take off all his clothes and hump the pregnant lady while Corgi humped her leg. Grandma just screamed, "go corgi go!!!!"