Corgi Gets Drunk at Bar, Throws Up, Attempts to Make Out with Girl

This poor slob just won't remember what happened come tomorrow morning. But we were all at this bar in Allston when this  Corgi started making out with a girl who was actually a dude (I couldn't really tell) and right in the middle of making out with her (him)  the Corgi leaned over the bar and started projectile vomiting at the bartender. Then, he turned around and started making out with the girl (who I still think was a dude) again. The bartender tried to kick him out, but Corgi just peed on the bar stool and laughed maniacally while he continued projectile vomiting and making out with the girl (dude). He then stole a bottle of Cuervo Gold and ran out of the bar singing "don't stop believing," while he ran farting all the way down Brighton Ave. Oh Corgi.