Corgi Rapes and Pillages a Petco

This Corgi, a visitor from lands unknown showed up at the Petco in Walker, Michigan looking to start trouble. And trouble abounded as he mounted a Great Dane, while ripping apart a giant bag of Iams and lassoing a cat with a chain attached to a flea collar.  After rounding up all the pets and having his way with them, he stole all the chew toys and took an iguana and parrot hostage and left the store with the parrot on his shoulder, the Iguana on a leash and a surplus of catnip and snausages.