Overprivledged Corgis Incite Riot at Occupy Wallstreet

These Connecticut Corgis, (Biff and Chip Unfairbanks) showed up in their matching Ralph Lauren Sweaters and Versace sunglasses and strutted back and forth on Zuccotti Park with signs saying, "We're the 1% and we're going to pee on you..." while snorting and laughing maniacally and calling everyone dirty peasants. They only breaked to sit and sip brandy and smoke Opus X's and discuss loudly how they haven't paid taxes since 1987 since their Dad plays golf with George Bush and how Buddy and Socks were proletariats. For their grand finale', they did a walking tour of the protest where they lifted their legs and peed on as many people wearing flannel as they possibly could, then while people ran after them, they fled and  jumped a jitney for East Hampton and escaped laughing maniacally.




Picture taken from Brownie Bites