This notorious gang of corgis accosted a man who was attempting to use the urinal in an Arby's restaurant outside of Wichita. Juanita, the lead corgi (and only bitch in the litter), pulled a knife on the man and threatened him by saying, "We know you got the Snausages El Jefe, so why don't you just hand them over and nobody gets hurt,"
"No Corgi No, I don't have any Snausages, just leave me alone." The corgis closed in on him and at Juanita's prompting, all lifted their legs and peed on him, leaving him with soggy yellow ankles and in tears. They then put on their little corgi masks and ran off into the cold Kansas night without a trace. When interviewed by KWCH, the man was quoted as saying, "No one is safe from Corgis anymore, what happened to a world where we could eat Roast Beef Sandwiches and urinate in peace." What happened indeed.
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