Corgi is your Most Annoying Friend on Facebook

This Corgi, an unemployed D&D geek, has spent the past 96 hours straight on Facebook. In this time,  he has liked over 30,000 different pages, and commented on them, posted 97 different youtube videos of cats being tortured, liked all them, commented on all of them, then liked all of his comments, posted links to farmville, vampireville, and occupycorgiville all over each of his friends' walls, shared 14,000 different news stories and commented on all of them, discussed his unrequited love for Steve Jobs, then took it back with a one dies millions cry. millions die no one cries post. He then posted, "Communism is worse than cigarettes," with a picture of him smoking. He then named out all the people who unfriended him and spent hours making up scandalous lies about them and updating his feed with them. His new slogan is, "Defriend me, I come find you and pee." And then he did.